Spam I Can

I don't understand why some people are so email-averse. I mean, Hamidi is my man! (See? We Middle Eastern & South Asian folks know how to adapt our infiltration to the digital era. ) How else are you supposed to get out the "unpopular" opinion when the other side is the one with all the money? We demi-bourgies with righteous inclinations don't necessarily have access to TV or print media, but if you've got a computer and some leisure time, you better take it back and spam away the ignorant mothafuckers that have got the same!

It's funny how people don't complain about having to switch the channel or turn the radio dial if they encounter something they don't like, though they are probably brainwashed maggots that do like everything. So delete the damn email too. It ain't hard, finger-lazy bastards. Maybe jack off a little more to loosen up those joints.