A Brilliant Contraption
Wow, every toilet should just be this. Why is this something that has been created specifically for vehicular use? I mean, a toilet that turns shit into disposable "sweet smelling, inoffensive liquid," and that can fold up into a suitcase -- how fucking rad is that?! I want one of those to carry around with me everywhere. Fuck gas stations and porto-potties; I wants me some Indipod! I don't have the size of vehicle required to accommodate the privacy tent, but I can just pull over on the 24 and set up shop along Fish Ranch Road.
Even if I had a larger vehicle, I'm not sure how I would feel about shitting in the car. I know that was kind of the purpose, and I suppose that it will help a lot of people to travel who otherwise are prevented from freely doing so due to incontinence and whatnot. But can you imagine busting out this contraption and plugging it into the cigarette lighter and then having this huge bubble that you enter and shit in, and then re-packing it? I guess it could only work for a one-time use, 'cause you don't want to open it up and see the liquid floating around, no matter how sweet-smelling and inoffensive. And it might swish around and stain the toilet seat too. But then, the liquid is disposable, so I suppose you could just pull over somewhere along your trip and dump it out? Maybe you can carry little Lysol pads with you to clean off the seat too. Where would you dump the liquid? I guess you could go into an actual bathroom at a gas station and dump it into a toilet there.
I think I would also like to take this handy contraption to law school, seeing as my fellow students are mysteriously unable to maintain sanitary restroom conditions. People might wonder, "What is that, your laptop?" And then, they'd see me plug this thing into... hm, I'm not sure what... and then I would disappear into the bubble and it would look all futuristic and shit! Heh.
Even if I had a larger vehicle, I'm not sure how I would feel about shitting in the car. I know that was kind of the purpose, and I suppose that it will help a lot of people to travel who otherwise are prevented from freely doing so due to incontinence and whatnot. But can you imagine busting out this contraption and plugging it into the cigarette lighter and then having this huge bubble that you enter and shit in, and then re-packing it? I guess it could only work for a one-time use, 'cause you don't want to open it up and see the liquid floating around, no matter how sweet-smelling and inoffensive. And it might swish around and stain the toilet seat too. But then, the liquid is disposable, so I suppose you could just pull over somewhere along your trip and dump it out? Maybe you can carry little Lysol pads with you to clean off the seat too. Where would you dump the liquid? I guess you could go into an actual bathroom at a gas station and dump it into a toilet there.
I think I would also like to take this handy contraption to law school, seeing as my fellow students are mysteriously unable to maintain sanitary restroom conditions. People might wonder, "What is that, your laptop?" And then, they'd see me plug this thing into... hm, I'm not sure what... and then I would disappear into the bubble and it would look all futuristic and shit! Heh.
posted by Leena @ 11:41 PM
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