Pre-Bar Body Check

Hair - extremely dry, but quantitatively replenishing! May be due to the combination of chlorophyll, the psychosomatic/placebo effects of chlorophyll, and having calm and unstressful study buddies.

Eyes - I haven't worn contacts in about two months. The glasses are getting a little jacked, but I need to stick with them because I can't risk the consequences of adjusting to something new at this point. New eyeliner has been purchased to appease my arbitrary vanity. Eyebrows are a mess.

Nose - I have been wanting to switch my nosering, but can't risk any swelling until after the Bar. Sneezed a little bit last week, but in good shape at present.

Lips - No cold sores, blisters, or other crap, and not too chapped, surprisingly.

Skin - Dry, but surprisingly not as dry and cracked and overall decrepit as it could have been, given the weather. New lotion has been purchased.

Shoulders/Back - Tense. Need to sleep well and avoid excessive hunching over.

Hands - Not too sore; fingers are quite nimble but tend to quiver when anxious. Just cut fingernails.

Tits - Doing just fine. Comfortable bras have been procured.

Belly - Larger than life. Gave me mild problems a couple of days back, but feeling OK now. Need to feed it more vegetables and maybe some salmon.

Pelvic region - At ease. Not due for menses until the beginning of August, and really really hoping the subliminal stress won't induce them earlier.

Legs - Nothing noteworthy.

Feet - Terrible flip fop tan, and very dry. Will lotion them up right now.

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I really need to stop listening to "Where's the Party Tonight." I have it stuck in my head all the time. There is never a moment when I don't have a song stuck in my head, and I guess this is unusual. I need to listen to something slow and boring so as to keep it in my head during the exam.