I have never been a particularly eloquent speaker, but there was a time when I was somewhat skilled at distilling a few sensible thoughts into keystrokes. The only typing I now do involves uncritical, unembellished recitations of the law. My sense of humor, if it ever existed, has now wilted to the point where I delight in any use of the term "substantial" or "compelling" that is outside the context of legal discourse, should I ever find myself in the proximity of such a usage. My social destitution compounds each day.

After taking the Bar, I will promply enroll in a course that teaches me how to interact with other human beings; preferably, it will be online.