Tonight will be my last night in Davis and in my apartment.

I'm checking into the hotel early 'cause it's just too fucking hot here. The first thing I packed was my vibrator. I am now packing my leftover alcohol and chasers, having confirmed that there is a refrigerator in the room. I was about to throw in some condoms, but I thought that might be overdoing it.

Yeah, this is for the California Bar Exam.