Bills bills bills

My Macy's statements for the past several months have shown a credit for $9.02. You'd think that instead of billing me for money that they owe me, the shitheads would just send me a check. Or you'd think that my ass would call them up and ask them to send one, or use my Macy's account when I shop there. Instead, I'm thinking maybe I'll send in a check for -$9.02.