Tonight I attempted rollerskating with Don, Hrrang, and Chickon, after about fifteen years. What a workout! Mostly for my right arm, having clutched the railing for the first half hour. I never was able to glide properly. Goddamn, I'm bloody almost 26 years old and all these little rascals are so much better than me. Next time, Hrrang, Chickon, and I plan to film a documentary where we show ourselves skating and then highlight various babies' thoughts and reactions to our ineptitude.