"HEAT: Everyone Likes It Hot"

HEAT was loads of fun. The back-up dancers were truly talented. The men would have looked better without the Ramayan hair and the midriff-baring frilled tops with leather pants and such, but they totally topped all of the actors with their skillz. Celina is totally unremarkable; she was nervous, her expressions were lifeless, and she's a crap dancer. Preity was cute, and poor Saif was still recovering from his surgery, so didn't get in much action. Sushmita is a veritable diva. She totally made the stage her home, and then actually came down and walked through the audience and picked up babies and shit. I'm adding her to my MySpace heroes.