Talking Ads

OMG, I was just minding my own business and surfing sites on Don Megha's computer, and all of a sudden, this stupid smiley in the banner ad screams out, "SAY SOMETHING!!" OMG, could anything be more alarming or irritating than that?? That is NOT going to make me more likely to click on the ad; it will just make me jump and close the fucking window. Why would an advertiser think it's smart??? I mean, think about it. If i have my volume on at this hour, chances are I'm listening to music or watching porn, and I do not want sound interference! And if I don't already have something on involving sound, then i'm totally going to be caught off guard by this fucking talking smiley, and not in a good way, especially if it's the middle of the night and I'm by myself somewhere. It's fucking scary, you dipshits! Someone should sue them for Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress.