Rude, uncivilized bastards!
That's what all law students are!
OK, fine, I'm only sitting in this meeting about careers in patent law because I wanted the free pizza. Fine, I'm sitting in the back of the room typing away on Xanga.
But most of the people in this room actually are going to practice patent law and start out making more than $125K per year and actually are gaining some valuable information in that pursuit by attending this talk -- and why do they act like they've starved hurricane evacuees when the pizza arrives?! You should have seen how they just stomped up and someone practically broke my foot, and they greedily hoarded two or three slices each when the slices were quite large but limited in number, compared to the number of people in the room?!
Can you imagine how these sons and daughters of bitchez would act if they actually were starved after a hurricane?
Greedy ass motherfuckers.
OK, fine, I'm only sitting in this meeting about careers in patent law because I wanted the free pizza. Fine, I'm sitting in the back of the room typing away on Xanga.
But most of the people in this room actually are going to practice patent law and start out making more than $125K per year and actually are gaining some valuable information in that pursuit by attending this talk -- and why do they act like they've starved hurricane evacuees when the pizza arrives?! You should have seen how they just stomped up and someone practically broke my foot, and they greedily hoarded two or three slices each when the slices were quite large but limited in number, compared to the number of people in the room?!
Can you imagine how these sons and daughters of bitchez would act if they actually were starved after a hurricane?
Greedy ass motherfuckers.
posted by Leena @ 4:04 PM
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