It takes me such an unreasonable amount of time to fall asleep, even when i'm perfectly tired! Like how long is it supposed to take? Maybe up to half an hour? And fewer than ten minutes if you're actually tired? But i've been trying for over 90 minutes, I believe!

And then I'll have thoughts like, "I really hope I don't have to piss, because then I'll have to get up and then any possibility of sleep will be eradicated." And then because I'll have that thought, I'll IMMEDIATELY have to piss four gallons!

I know, whine whine whine, cry me a river!

OK, I'm going back to bed.