Veer-Zaara Addendum

My latest song to play on repeat is "Main Yahaan Hoon" from Veer-Zaara. The refrain translates roughly to: "Sweetheart, the distance has dissipated; I am here, everywhere you look." Basically, homechick falls in love and gets all delusional, so the song features the guy popping up and singing in her imagination wherever she goes.

That's fine, but he should appear in more places. In particular, I have a vision for the ending of the song. She should be sitting on the toilet with a constipated expression, like she's really trying to purge him out once and for all. She flushes at the last beat of the fast, intense violin music. But then she looks back at the toilet and is aghast to see one lone turd reverberating with the dude's image superimposed on it, softly crooning "Main yahaan hoon, yahaan hoon, yahaan hoon... yahaaaan..."

Boy, do I have a talent to take a perfectly romantic concept and completely fuck it up.